All you Trekkies and TV addicts
Don't mean to diss, don't mean to bring static
All you Klingons in the [bad word]  house
Grab your backstreet friend and get loud

Blowin' doors off hinges
I'll grab you with the pinchers
And no, I didn't retire, I'll snatch you up
With the needle nose pliers

Like mutual Omaha
Got the ill boat, you've never seen before
Gliding in the glades and like Lorne Greene
You know I get paid

Like caprese and with the basil
Not goofy like Darren or Hazel
I'm a mother [bad word] nick at night
With classics [bad word] that you know all right

Now remain calm, no alarm
'Cause my farm ain't fat, so what's up with that
I've got friends and family that I respect
When I think I'm too good, they put me in check

So believe when I say I'm no better than you
Except when I rap, so I guess it ain't [bad word] Like that y'all and you just don't stop
Guaranteed to make your body rock

Check-ch-check-check-check-ch-check it out
What-wha-what-what-what's it all about?
Work-wa-work-work-work-wa-work it out
Let's turn this [bad word]  party out

Check-ch-check-check-check-ch-check it out
What-wha-what-what-what's it all about?
Work-wa-work-work-work-wa-work it out
Let's turn this [bad word]  party out
Let's turn this [bad word]  party out

Said,"Doc, what's the condition?
I'm a man that's on a mission
Said,"Son, you'd better listen
Stuck in your [bad word] is an electrician

Like a scientist
Mmm when I'm applying this
Method of controlling my mind
Like Einstein and the rappin' [bad word] 
Now, hey baby bubba, now what the deal
I didn't know you go for that mass appeal
Some call it salugi, some hot potato
I stole your mic and you won't see it later

'Cause I work magic like a magician
I add up like a mathematician
I'm a bank cashier, engineer
I wear cotton and I don't wear sheer

Shazam and abracadabra
In the whip I'm gonna [bad word] past ya
Yo money, don't chump yourself
Put that [bad word] back on the shelf

Light rays blazin'
You're out of phase and my crew's amazin'
We're working on the record yo
So just stay patient

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