Chicks,Fix,Super Hits
And Jewellery For Breakfast
In Million Dollar Suite
At The Hilton Hotel
I Got 20 Playmates Knocking
At My Door In Hot Stockings Each Day

Cuz I'm The King Of Metal God Of Pop
The Rock'N Roll Messiah
Wasting 24 Hours Day Every Night
I'm Sell-Out Sensation With Nasty
Reputation
Oh-yeah

You say "Hey, It's Hard To Be Rock'N Roller"
Try Being Rock'N Roll God
In World Of Pleasure
Jack [bad word] #39;ll Get `Ya Too Soon

You Say "Hey, It's Hard To Be Rock'N Roller"
Try Being Rock'N Roll Star
When The World Gets Crazy
So Do You....Woo

I'll Have Private Plane
Taking Me From LA To Bahamas
Making Records On The Beach
That Sound Like [bad word] But Still Sell
And Shakira's The Producer
Cuz Her Hips Makes Me Wanna Play

I'm Doing Lip-Sync TV-Shows
Playing Live's Outdated
Man, I Hate It!
Did Tour Way Back In 82
Since I Got Blessed With Success
My Fans Just Have To Pay-Per-View
And They Do. Now Who's The Fool

You say "Hey, It's Hard To Be Rock'N Roller"
Try Being Rock'N Roll God
In World Of Pleasure
Jack [bad word] #39;ll Get `Ya Too Soon

You Say "Hey, It's Hard To Be Rock'N Roller"
Try Being Rock'N Roll Star
When The World Gets Crazy
So Do You....Woo

Cash, Cash Up My [bad word] 
Want You Be My Pay-Pal Thrash
I Got Everything You Need
To Make Me Filthy Rich Indeed
I've Got World Of Inspiration
For Fun And Penetration
Just Don't Let Them Know My Music S...ucks 

You say "Hey, It's Hard To Be Rock'N Roller"
Try Being Rock'N Roll God
In World Of Pleasure
Jack [bad word] #39;ll Get `Ya Too Soon

You Say "Hey, It's Hard To Be Rock'N Roller"
Try Being Rock'N Roll Star
When The World Gets Crazy
So Do You....Woo