We were fighting some trolls
In the warrens below
Getting close to our goal
As far as I know
My dude fails a roll
And it knocks him prone
No standards, moves or minors
I was totally boned

It was a critical hit
From some little minimal [bad word] When I heard those little dice click
I threw a bit of a fit
Instead of a saving throw
Instead of a glancing blow
No medical skills in tow
I let my character go

My guy died
The coup de grace came up
On the 20th side

Crit

He had
11 strength
13 con
16 dex
11 int
9 wisdom
23 charisma

I play a minotaur now

My guy died
The coup de grace came up
On the 20th side

My guy died
No death save modifiers
Could be applied

My guy died
That human saving throw bonus
Couldn’t save me this time