Jingle Balls (исполнитель: Eminem)
[bad word] Jingle balls Jingle balls Jingle broke my balls (both of them) Santa Clause is a big fat fraud You know this if your broke HEY! (x2) Verse 1: Dashing through the snow With a one horse huge as [bad word] Put it in his [bad word] And tell his [bad word] he didn't buy me [bad word] I'm broke as [bad word] I'm [bad word] He knows that but but still He didn't bring any presents for me! [bad word] Christmas eat [bad word] (eat [bad word] [bad word] Jingle balls Jingle balls Jingle broke my balls (both of them) Santa Clause is a big fat fraud You know this if your broke HEY! (x2) Verse 2: day or 2 ago I thought I'd take a ride And go to the mail and punch his face And tell him [bad word] die He looks like a used up tampton I hate him, [bad word] him [bad word] FRAUD! And all I want for Christmas is a knife To cut his head off! [bad word] Jingle balls Jingle balls Jingle broke my balls (both of them) Santa Clause is a big fat fraud You know this if your broke HEY! (x2) Outro: Yeah, well I really feel bad for the poor kids Because they find out last sooner there's no Santa Clause The rich kids? They can go like 20 years old And not know there's no Santa Clause Because the family is so rich They buy em what they want When they want it, how they want it Where they want it I would tell Santa, buy me this Santa At the mall, I would tell him like "Yo I want this Santa Clause" And he'd be like "Ho, ho, ho For Sho I'll give this for you Sonny" And I wake up in Christmas day and What do I have at my tree? Nothing! Nothing!