I'm too tired to take you to heaven
I'm too busy to want to make you sweat and moan
If this is so there is a you need some adjustment
If this is [bad word] there is an I need some adjustment too

Maybe we can try to do it on the kitchen table
Spice it up like before, when we were young and able
If this is worth a try then I need to do some stretching
If this is worth a try then you need to do some stretching too

Inner thigh, outer thigh
Upside down and inside out
Would you care for a back massage?
I can do a back massage

And while I'm at it I can do
Your bun and your belly and your [bad word] too
And while I'm at it I can do
Your bun and your belly and your [bad word] too

The rest I'm gonna leave to your imagination
I can not reveal my  life to the whole nation
To straighten out some question marks,
I'm not recovered but I'm on my way
To straighten out some question marks,
I'm not recovered but I'm on my way

But oh my goodness it felt so good
Oh my goodness what have I been waiting for
You're kicking me into the right direction
You're kicking us into the right direction

You're not giving up on me
You're not giving up on me
You're not giving up on me
You're not giving up on me

And I'm so happy as can be
Cause you're not giving up on me
And I'm so happy as can be
Cause you're not giving up on me

And I'm so happy as can be
Cause you're not giving up on me
And I'm so happy as can be
Cause you're not giving up on me