Soggies suck

I was sitting up at night
I was feeling so uptight
I was just [bad word] around
There was something dragging me down

Thinking of a bite to eat
Thought this would be really neat
Cheerios are stale that's beat
But Captain [bad word] is fun to eat

Captain [bad word]  Captan [bad word] He's inviting you to munch
Captain [bad word]  Captain [bad word] Munch a bunch a munch a munch
 [bad word] my brain

Scoffing down this yellow wheat
Is making me feel kind of beat
My head is spinning round and round
Now my teeth are turning brown

My face is starting [bad word] apart
From this overdose of starch
I really wish mom wasn't here
I'll have another box of beer

Captain [bad word]  Captain [bad word] He's inviting you to munch
Captain [bad word]  Captain [bad word] Munch a bunch a munch a munch