Well today I feel like I'm on fire 
She had a way to a hearts desire 
And I've never done anything like we did that night 
Well I noticed her stood at the bar 
I thought are they great [bad word] of a wonder bra 
I asked her name and she said Jennifer 

Well Q said its [bad word] 
MEN…. she's had a few 
I said I Knew 
But practice makes perfect Q 

This Girl (she) isn't my girlfriend 
This Girl (she) isn't my girlfriend 
This girl is somebody else's girl 

Well the things she wanted me to do 
I didn't think that I ought to 
But I had a drink I had a few 
So I just carried on 
When we woke up the next day 
Well she rolled to me and I rolled away 
And I've still done nothing like we did that night 

Well Q said its [bad word] 
MEN…. she's had a few 
I said I Knew 
But practice makes perfect Q 

This Girl (she) isn't my girlfriend 
This Girl (she) isn't my girlfriend 
This girl is somebody else's girl 

This Girl (she) isn't my girlfriend 
This Girl (she) isn't my girlfriend 
This girl is somebody else's whoa/world! 

This Girl (she) isn't my girlfriend 
This Girl (she) isn't my girlfriend 
This girl is somebody else's girl 

This Girl (she) isn't my girlfriend 
This Girl (she) isn't my girlfriend 
This girl is somebody else's whoa/world!
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