Kashmir:

“Hello, how do you doing.  I am de manager of Sarsippius.
My name is Kashmir, I am of what is most important in making a rock band or solo artist famous.
I am the contact you need to achieve amongst of my popularity and start up.
Send me your demo-tapes, or if you are a beautiful Philadelphia, sending me a photo. 
Remember, I am de Chakra to your fame.”