They call me cutie, cutie patootie 
rocking out the pageant stage and shakin my bootie
cutie cutie patootie
I'm a lil southern girl but no I'm not snootie

See my face in magazines, papers and the TV screen
CNN, GMA, got my own Facebook page
pretty, hair pretty eyes glitzy dress grand prize 
books dolls TV deals Donald [bad word] keep it real

I'm a cutie cutie patootie 
Eden Wood the showgirl appearing in movies
sweetie sweetie pateetie 
lovin the attention but no I'm not needy

Thank you Shirley Temple for pavin the way
I got my start on pageants 
from here on the stage 
they say little pageant girls are flying by night
but it looks like Oprah Winfrey is doing alright 

I'm a cutie cutie patootie
I squeezy swiss von cheesy 
I smoochie return gucchi 
I snuggle and guggle 
YEAH!