Dirty dirty girls love Benedict Cumberbach 
Dirty dirty girls love Benedict Cumberbach 
Dirty dirty girls love Benedict Cumberbach 
Dirty dirty girls love Benedict Cumberbach 

He's got a posh name and he's on the television
So it's no big surprise that all the dirty girls want Benedict

Yes dirty dirty girls want Benedict Cumberbach
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Dirty dirty girls want Benedict Cumberbach

Dirty girls keep a nice plate of ham in yer kitchen
To entice Benedict.
Dirty girls, dirty girls keep a nice plate of ham for Benedict