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CORNY: And now, live, from the certified up-to-code Baltimore Eventorium... for the first time ever on nationwide television... It's The Corny Collins Spectacular... GIRLS: He's Corny!! CORNY: ...brought to you by Ultra Clutch Hairspray! What gives a girl Power and punch? Is it charm, is it poise? No, it's hairspray! What gets a gal Asked out to lunch Is it brains, is it dough? No, it's hairspray! If you take a ride With no can at your side Then your flip will be gone With the wind But if you spray it and lock it, You can take off in a rocket And in outer space Each hair will be in place Why take a chance When you get up and dance If you twist, I insist You use hairspray And tell your mother Her head she should smother With «ultra-clutch» faithfully So if you're a redhead, blonde or [bad word] Just take my advice And you might just get The only thing better than hairspray CORNY: That's me! Forget the milkman The only thing better than hairspray ENSEMBLE: Hairspray! Wow! CORNY: That's me! CORNY & ENSEMBLE: What makes a man Reach out and touch? Ultra clutch! So if you're a redhead, blonde or [bad word] Just take my advice And you might just get CORNY: The only thing better than hairspray That's me! GIRLS: He's Corny Collins! CORNY: The only thing better than hairspray ENSEMBLE: Hairspray! Wow! CORNY: That's me! Hey, baby, you look like you could use a stiff one!