[Chainsaw Charlie to Jonathon]
O.K. boy now here's your deal
Will you gamble your life?
Sign right here on the dotted line
It's the one you've waited for all of your life

[Jonathon to Chainsaw Charlie]
Ah - will it feed my hunger
If I swallow lies right down my throat?
Or will it choke me till I'm raw?
And tomorrow when I'm gone
Will they [bad word] my image on?
I'll will my throne away, to a virgin heir and Charlie's slave

[Jonathon]
Murders, murders in the new morgue
Murders, murders in the new morgue
See old Charlie and the platinum armies
Making me their boy
Murders, murders in the new morgue
Murders, murders in the new morgue
He'll make ya scream for the cash machine
Down in Chainsaw Charlie's morgue

[Chainsaw Charlie to Jonathon]
We'll sell your flesh by the pound you'll go
[bad word] of wrath just like me
We'll sell ya wholesale, we'll sell your soul
Strap on your six string and feed our machine

[Jonathon to Chainsaw Charlie]
Ah - will it feed my hunger
If I swallow lies right down my throat?
Or will it choke me till I'm raw?
And tomorrow when I'm gone
Will they [bad word] my image on?
I'll will my throne away, to a virgin heir and Charlie's slave

[Chainsaw Charlie to Jonathon]
 [bad word] to the morgue boy
Where the [bad word] to die
 [bad word] to the morgue son
I'll cut your throat just to stay alive
Ah, [bad word] me boy
I won't steer you wrong
If you [bad word] me son
You won't last very long

[Chainsaw Charlie to Jonathon]
I'm the president of showbiz, my name is Charlie
I'm a [bad word] sucking [bad word]  that's what they call me
Here from my Hollywood tower [bad word] 
I'm lying [bad word]  the chainsaw's my tool
The new morgue's our factory, to grease our lies
Our machine is hungry, it needs your life
Don't mind the [bad word]  and [bad word] scum
Before we're done, son we'll make you one
I'm the tin man, I've never had a heart
I'm the tin man, But I'll make you a star
I'm the tin man, I've never had a heart
I'm the tin man, but I'll make me the star