Busdriver: 
Uh oh

Nocando: 
'ey I don't need no popper stoppers, 
cause the money in the pop. 
Nocando, Busdriver.

Busdriver: 
Wait hold on though

Nocando: 
Project blowed

Busdriver: 
Don't say my name though

Nocando: 
Poppin P's profusely

Busdriver: 
I don't want people to know I'm on this song

Nocando: 
These sneaker geek emcees to me is so Broke Back
So [bad word] y in '09 I'm bringing broke back

Busdriver:
Your favorite rapper's brawny
Wearing a French braided hair shirt
My bank account been scrawny
Since I was a 10th grader square twerp

Nocando:
Your favorite rapper is extravagant
Aside from his pompous name
He's like a nursery with more cribs than John McCain

Busdriver:
Your favorite dude champions every Chicago city slum
From his condominium
While brandishing his implausible mini-gun

Nocando:
He sells more [bad word] than the FDA
He's ready for war like FDR
I believe him whole-heartedly
Because he keeps saying it in every bar

Busdriver:
Your favorite guy said he shot niggas
On the grass lawn in his rap song
But he's sweeter than baked goods
When he claims his hood as [bad word] 

Nocando: 
Your favorite rapper's got Alzheimer's
Repeats himself like a old timer
He works harder than a gold miner
When [bad word] to picking ghostwriters

Busdriver:
And me, I'm your least favorite
With a haircut like a pineapple
Wearing khakis torn singing hi-soprano
Loading candy corns like it's live ammo

Nocando:
What's wrong with you?

Busdriver:
Oh, Oh! I'm your least favorite rapper
My records only get released in Anchorage, Alaska

Nocando:
What's wrong with you?

Busdriver: 
Oh, Oh! I'm your least favorite rapper [bad word] through debris of screenplays and actors

Nocando:
What the [bad word] is wrong with you?

Busdriver: 
Oh, Oh! I can't lease space ships from NASA
Because I'm the least favorite rapper

Nocando:
What's wrong with you?

Busdriver:
I am your least favorite
I am your least favorite
I am your least favorite

Nocando: 
I am your least favorite rapper
my release date is after
the D-Day disaster
I need to get cheesecake for master

Busdriver:
I am your least favorite Flavor Flav impersonator
 [bad word] on the circuit breaker

Nocando:
While the strippers do the percolator

Busdriver:
I will be spell-checking some blurb in the paper

Nocando:
Read by the type of hipster
That don't like me yellin all kinds of niggas
While I'm vibing with you like Michael Richards
 [bad word]  [bad word]  [bad word]  [bad word]  [bad word]  [bad word]  [bad word]  [bad word] 

Busdriver:
Still unliked because my leading single's about
Laser beams and force fields
And my hoopty's not full of groupies
Just Mabellyne and orange peels
But I'll serve niggas at the Pizza hut

Nocando:
And the suburban kids say I'm not street enough
 [bad word] to them I'm street as [bad word] 

Busdriver:
I will put USB ends in their tween [bad word] 

Nocando:
When [bad word] to this nerd rap
It seems like the black thing's a problem
You know what I Idi A-mean
I feel like the last king of Scotland

Busdriver:
So my job has me cultivating all the white guilt
Dipping Polaroids in rice milk
Smacking Souja Boy wearing corduroys
And an iced grill

Nocando:
The new rap fans listen to 'Ye
Start sniffing the yay pretending they're [bad word] 
Put a switch in their hips and a feminine sway
Just to convince the women to stay

Busdriver:
And sell out like it was Christmas Day
And give everyone an admission to pay
For a [bad word] in the face

Nocando:
I was beginning to say
What came first the chicken or egg
The twist in the fray, dissident fan that listens today
Dissipates visits and strays
What the [bad word] 
Did our whole approach to business decay

Busdriver:
We [bad word] all the parlor tricks
Instead of talking about art and [bad word] 
I should have put my hardened [bad word] 
In the hind quarters of Time Warner

Nocando: 
It's over! 
That fool just served Time Warner, 
fools are sniffin' yay, 
that fool had [bad word] at your Christmas party!
Shout out to Forest Whitaker, Idi Amin!
Yeah!

Nocando:
What's wrong with you?

Busdriver:
Oh, Oh! I'm your least favorite rapper
My records only get released in Anchorage, Alaska

Nocando:
What's wrong with you?

Busdriver: 
I'm your least favorite rapper [bad word] through debris of screenplays and actors

Nocando:
What the [bad word] is wrong with you?

Busdriver: 
Oh, Oh! I can't lease space ships from NASA
Because I'm your least favorite rapper

Nocando:
What's wrong with you?

Busdriver:
I am your least favorite
I am your least favorite
I am your least favorite