What Would William Shatner Do (исполнитель: Warp 11)
I’ve got a girl, the coolest girl in the world But she ain’t fly for the guys in sci-fi And I’m a guy with a model Enterprise Imagine her surprise if she ever finds out I’ve got a queen, but she only wears blue jeans And I am a guy in Kirk t-shirt Black boots and a red miniskirt I’ll be in world of hurt if she ever finds out I’ve got to think about it I’ve got to work it through If she learns my dark secret What would William Shatner do? I’ve got a chick, in bed a lunatic Won't be my [bad word] if she knows I love Star Wars And I know only one thing for sure I’ll never score If she ever finds out I’ve got to make a choice now Deceive her or tell her [bad word] I know Vulcans never lie but What would William Shatner do? I love War of the Worlds, got a b**** for green girls Alien nations, deep space stations I love flying saucers, say “live long and prosper” “May the force be with you”, Mr. Sulu I want to be your man, “by [bad word] Don’t want us to be undone, “danger Will Robinson!” And if I decree “beedee beedee bee” Does that mean we’ll be through? What would William Shatner do?