(originally by The Modern Lovers)

Well some people try to pick up girls
And get called [bad word] 
This never happened to Pablo Picasso
He could walk down your street
And girls could not resist his stare and
So Pablo Picasso was never called an [bad word] 

Well the girls would turn the color
Of the avacado when he would drive
Down their street in his El Dorado
He could walk down you street
And girls could not resist his stare
Pablo Picasso never got called an [bad word] 
Not like you
Alright

Well he was only 5'3"
But girls could not resist his stare
Pablo Picasso never got called an [bad word] 
Not in New York

Oh well be not [bad word]  be not abnoxious,
Be not bellbottom bummer or [bad word] 
Remember the story of Pablo Picasso
He could walk down your street
And girls could not resist his stare
Pablo Picasso was never called an [bad word] 
Alright this is it

Some people try to pick up girls
And they get called an [bad word] 
This never happened to Pablo Picasso
He could walk down your street
And girls could not resist his stare and so
Pablo Picasso was never called...