Well they moved on down
And they crawled around
Walking sideways
Sideway walking
Give me the blues

And you start to scratch
When they start to hatch
Walking sideways
Sideway walking
Give me the blues

But when they start to bite
Then it's time you set alight
For an appointment
Before you start to scream
That's when you apply the cream
Blues ointment

Well the doctor said
'We got to make our beds'
Walking sideways
Sideway walking
Give me the blues

And when you start to scream
That's when you'll buy the cream
Blues ointment
And when they start to itch
You go out and you take a [bad word] 
For an appointment

Well [bad word] it on
And [bad word] it in
Stops them walking
Sideway walking
Gives them the blues