...
Oh please, excuse me
I don't mean to alarm
And certainly, I mean you no physical harm
I'm just the reigning king of chaos here to rock your world
So just sit tight and let this little story unfurl
My mission is simple: Neverending Strife
I'll worm into your heart and then I'll cut like a knife
My intentions are clear, so just surrender your will
I'm a predator, and I'm going in for the kill
(wubs)
Don't hate me cause I'm funny
Don't hate me cause I'm beautiful
You should hate me cause I'm better than you
I only want to party
I only want to play it cool
I'm beholden to seeing this through
I could trot around your little pony head
Spreading white lies and whispers
I'm gonna tell you about your fickle pony friends
Your rage is so hot, it blisters
wubs
I have your attention now, it's futile to flee
Your Elements of Harmony are worthless to me
So please--you can't beat me, just fire away
I'll [bad word] it off and live to laugh another day
My hatred and wisdom are a thousand years old
Millennia trapped in stone and desolate cold
Your princess couldn't save you. You have no hope
You're hanging yourself, I'm just providing the rope
Dont hate me cause im funny
Dont hate me cause im beautiful
you should hate me cause im better then you
I only wanna party
I only wanna play it cool
Im beholden to see this through
I can trot around your little pony head
spreading white lies and whispers
Im gonna tell you about your fickle pony friends
your rage is so hot it blisters
dont hate me cause Im funny
dont hate me cause Im beautiful
you should hate me cause Im better then you
I only wanna party
I only wanna play it cool
Im beholden to see to this through
I can trot around your little pony head
spreading white lies and whispers
I can tell you about your fickle pony friends
your rage is so hot it blisters
(did you know vinyl scratch likes wubs?)
(OF COURSE YOU DO)
Dont hate me cause Im funny...
(end)