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I wish I could be a Disney Princess so I could marry a homeless Arabian man 
I wish I could be a Disney Princess so I could have furniture as my only friends
and I wish I could be a Disney Princess so I could fight the Mongolian army single handedly
I wish I could be a Disney Princess so I could live with seven tiny men

If I were a Disney Princess I would have everything at my fingertips I could be native american
If I were a Disney Princess I could cry life saving tears, I could resurrect dead men with my tears
Jasmine, I wanna be you, Cinderella I wanna be you I just don’t wanna be the part of your life where you were a slave
Pocahontas I wanna be you Ariel i wanna be you so I could hang out with giant sassy drag queen squids

I wish I could be a Disney princess so I could marry a guy who kisses me as I sleep
and I wish I could be a disney princess so I could be afraid of making ice because I don’t wanna kill my sister
I wish I could be a disney princess so I could have a man climb up my head
I wish I could be a Disney princess so I could have horse mice. I really want horse mice.

If I were a Disney Princess I’d have everything at my fingertips I could be african american
If I were a disney princess I would go on psychedelic trips making tapestries with bears
aurora I wanna be you, snow white i wanna be you I just don’t wanna be the part of your life where you are poisoned no
Belle I wanna be you Mulan I wanna be you so that I could have a sassy dragon I want a sassy dragon

I wanna be a disney princess
and if I were I’d take no recess
to spread the warmth and love it’s the best
way to live your life
I’d be a handsome man’s wife
and we’d kiss and we’d kiss and we’d kiss and we’d kiss

I wish I could be a Disney Princess so I could marry a homeless Arabian man