When I'll buy my mansion I'll invite the world to stay 
 So everyone can see a picture of Dorian Gray 
 We'll sit by the river drinking lemon tea 
 And there's a thousand [bad word] in midget submarines 

 You [bad word] and stay 
 You can bring your friends 
 You [bad word] and stay for a day 
 And see a picture of Dorian Gray 

 Take you to my mansion, can see my gallery 
 Lots of pretty pictures, all of them of me 
 We'll sit by the river drinking lemon tea 
 Eat tiny cucumber sandwiches made by Emily 

 You [bad word] and stay 
 You can bring your friends 
 You [bad word] and stay for a day 
 And see a picture of Dorian Gray