Twilight turns from amethyst 
To deep and deeper blue; 
We've got an hour or two 
Before it's time to go...
Let's go see a movie show...

Jean can't choose between the two 
'Cos Jules is hip
And Jim is cool,
And so they live together
With the trees and birds and little girls
Who play upon poor Jean-Claude's nerves 'til
Finally he strokes Claire's knee;
And when she asks of his ambition,
Jean-Pierre replies "My mission 
is to [bad word] eternal and to die"

Heaven knows the reason why!

When the lights go out all over Europe
I forget about old Hollywood,
'Cos Doris Day couldn't make me cheer up
Quite the way those French girls always could.

When the lights go out all over Europe
I forget about old MGM
'Cos Paramount was never Universal
And Warners went out way back when
Those lights go out all over Europe
I forget about old Hollywood,
'Cos Doris Day could never make me cheer up
Quite the way those French girls always could.