We consider every day a plus
To spend it with a platypus
We're always so ecstatic
'Cause he's semi aquatic
Our Ornithorhynchus anatinus
Brings smiles to the both of us
Life's never fuddie duddy
With our webfooted buddy 

When we're [bad word] our teeth, (oooh) It's better
Tying our shoes, (oh, yeah) It's [bad word] our hair, It's better
Like we're a cheese sandwich and he's the cheddar
Blinking our eyes, (oh, yeah) It's better
Breathing in and out, It's better (So much better)
Sitting in a chair, It's better
And taking a bath, just a little bit wetter 

Every day is such a dream
When you start it with a monotreme
He's duckbilled and he's beaver tailed and hairy (You know that he's hairy) 

Everything's better with Perry
(Everything's better with Perry)

Everything's better with Perry
(Everything's better with Perry)
Everything is better with Perry
(Perry chatters and Phineas and Ferb imitate him)
(Everything is better, everything is better with Perry)
Everything's better and we
Just want to tell you Perry
Everything's better with you (Better with you)