You could wear a sleeve pocket protector. 

Real Boy! 

Walk through a metal detector. 

Real Boy! 

You could write your name in snow. 

Real Boy! 

Let your finger nails grow. 

Real Boy! 

I'm a boy, a really real boy. 

I'm a boy, a real cool boy. 

I'm a boy, a really real boy. 

I'm a boy, a real cool boy. 

You could catch an awesome tan. 

Real Boy! 

Play in a big belly band. 

Real Boy! 

You could dance all night in the rain. 

Real Boy! 

Did you know [bad word] Wayne's a real real boy? 

And he's the Batman. 

I'm a boy, a really real boy! 

I'm a boy, a real cool boy! 

I'm a boy, a really real boy! 

I'm a boy, a real cool boy! 

Real Boy! 

Real Boy! 

Real boy!