Trouble, trouble that’s all my boys are 
Sneaking around London town 
The best and bravest by far

Watch them, I watch them as they go 
I was not the kind who thought 
That one day I’d grow old
 [bad word] 
And I see [bad word] 
And I see them fall 
And I see them laugh 
And I see them call 
And I see them cry 
And then I see them laugh again 
Whoever says Holmes doesn’t have feelings or 
There’s no courage in our Watson is an

Idiot, idiots, we’re surrounded by the lot 
But we three know that we’re not 
That we’re not oh no

At least, at least, we see what we need to see 
And Sherlock Holmes if you try 
Once more to deceive me

I’ll make [bad word] 
I’ll make you fall 
You better make him laugh 
You better call 
He might cry 
And you will both laugh again 
Whoever says Holmes doesn’t have feelings or 
There’s no courage in our Watson is an idiot.

Never, never, never in my life 
Will I meet such a pair 
Bound together quite so tight

And they’re not, they’re not what you think they are 
But we three don’t care 
We’re wiser than that by far

So watch [bad word] 
Watch them fall 
Watch them laugh 
Watch them call 
Watch them cry 
Watch them both laugh again 
Whoever says Holmes doesn’t have feelings or 
There’s no courage in our Watson is 
an idiot.