Mom and dad went to a show
droped me off a Grandpa Joe's
I kicked and screamed, said please, oh no

 [bad word] 
Grandma take me home
I wanna be alone

Had to eat my dinner there
had mashed potato's and stuff like that

couldnt chew my meat too good

 [bad word] 

said why don't you stop your crying
go outside and ride your bike
thats what i did, i killed my toes

 [bad word] 

after dinner, i had ice cream

fell asleep, and watched tv
woke up in my mother's arms

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