Well Christmas time is magical, at least that's what I'm told.
To buy each other useless presents, wherever they are sold.

When spoiled, snot nosed brats can cry when mom and dad forget to buy them all the things they want under the Christmas tree.

So visit home this winter season.
Heaven knows you need a reason to talk to you annoying family.
So have yourself a merry little Christmas holiday.
And celebrate when Jesus Christ was born.

Though Santa isn't real beware of stories never told.
When [bad word] to rip apart your soul.

Let's not forget our Pagan roots, of Krampus and his cloven hooves.
This hellish demon sneaks into your home.
He'll eat your heart and drink your blood.
No matter if your bad or good.
And rip your skull out to place upon his throne.
Oh Krampus!

But don't let these stories get you, though your parents can't protect you.
Krampus eats the flesh of adults too.
So dream your dreams of sugar plums.
What the [bad word] is a sugar plum?
Christmas is a time for me and you.

So have yourself a merry little Christmas holiday.
 And celebrate when Jesus Christ was born.
Though Santa isn't real beware of stories never told.
When [bad word] to rip apart your soul.
Oh Krampus, please don't eat my heart.
Oh Krampus, please don't eat my soul.
Oh Krampus, please don't my flesh.
Oh Krampus, please don't eat my PARENTS.

So have yourself a merry little Christmas holiday.
 And celebrate when Jesus Christ was born.
Though Santa isn't real beware of stories never told.
When [bad word] to rip apart your,
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 when [bad word] to rip apart your,
 when [bad word] to rip apart your,
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 when [bad word]  to bring you lots of joy.