We lived in a dogfish egg case
You could barely call it home
Sorry little lot no roof on top
But the fish left us alone
Try a little more said the girl next door
It's time to roam

Mad Lizzy [bad word] blind cobblers thumbs Were a sight to behold
She was [bad word] old slapper and we always 
tried to get her pants off when she phoned
Left her cap by the sink it's not what you think
Oh take me home

Now we know where we're going baby
We can lay back and enjoy the ride
Take in the sights and drown in our senses
Love is the law so take me deep inside

Strap-on Sally chased us down the alley
We feared for our behinds
Oasis was a shop with shoes so hot
They were sure to blow your [bad word] so fast I can taste the past
Oh take me home

Now we know where we're going baby
We can lay back and enjoy the ride
Take in the sights and drown in our senses
Love is the law so take me deep inside

These [bad word] deep it's clear my little one
Blue velvet star sky not a sound
The light in your eyes, the smile on [bad word] lips
Tells me my lost soul is found

Now we know where we're going baby
We can lay back and enjoy the ride
Take in the sights and drown in our senses
Love is the law so take me deep inside