Well, howdy friends, guess it’s that time of year once again.
                                                        Ain’t it funny how quickly it rolls around, so
                                                         here’s a little number i wrote in honor of the season

               Well, it’s here (Well, it’s here)
              Yes, it’s here (Yes, it’s here)
                                       That particular time of the year (Aaaaaaaaaaah)
               Well, it’s here (Well, it’s here)
               Yes, it’s here (Yes, it’s here)
                                       That particular time of the year

                                                               It’s just too late for snow, but there’s still every chance of sleet
                                                                And Christmas trees all dry and brown lie rotting in the street
         Let’s don our suits of black or blue
          Let’s wear our ties of grey
            For the fifth of [bad word] s just another working day

And it’s here (And it’s here)
Yes, it’s here (Yes, it’s here)
The most miserable time of the year (Aaaaaaaaaaah)
And it’s here (And it’s here)
Yes, it’s here (Yes, it’s here)
The most miserable time of the year

Oh, nobody is merry on the fifth of [bad word] With Christmas gone and summer’s still as distant as can be
It is quite close to Valentine’s
But we all know for ninety-nine
percent of us that’s lonely, stressful, boring, or all three

So we’re here (So we’re here)
With bad cheer (With bad cheer)
The most miserable time of the year (Aaaaaaaaaaah)
So we’re here (So we’re here)
With bad cheer (Such bad cheer)
The most miserable time of the year

For nobody is merry on the fifth of [bad word] The tax was due six days ago you’re either late or broke
The children all have colds or flu, it’s getting dark by half-past two
Your New Year’s resolutions are a dim and distant joke

But it’s here (But it’s here)
Yes, it’s here (Yes, it’s here)
The most miserable time of the year (Aaaaaaaaaaah)
But it’s here (But it’s here)
Yes, it’s here (Yes, it’s here)
The most miserable, wretchedest, cursedest time
(3x sleigh bells)
of the year