I got a story that will waggle your balls
It's called me being the greatest
Thus requires applause
I recall of dropping [bad word] Like I shat in my drawers
Big sack like Santa Claus

I'm looking for pre-K dispationate [bad word] Fabulous
Fascist [bad word] garbage
That be takin' offense
To this bad hazardous lingo
That be dropped from a kid
Or that makes actresses
Look like [bad word] and [bad word] And I'm passin' [bad word] Like the next level of a [bad word] I'm strapping bombs around my waist
Just to blow up like the Taliban and [bad word] 
I eat dogs and I fry hogs
I'm Asian
Cause my [bad word] is really small
And I'm burning through these book pages

Cash money like Bursar's
I'm sicker than the AIDS flus, hepatitis, and SARS
I rattle bars
Smoke rapper cigars
Battle and scar padded Hispanics in bars
That at the cash register cards
Cause I swipe hard on these [bad word] 
Yo
I lose money rapid like Nic Cage
six gauge ring couldn't wrap around my [bad word] It's got a rib cage
I was chillin' when these [bad word] came like homos
Spittin' out mad phrases
Dumb like YOLO
It's a no-go when I get my face beat in
They call me crater face in school
But they got beef
And I got all the seasoning

Bring the pain
In a sinister way
Cause I strike with more blow
Than Kurt Kobain's brains