There was an evil, evil, evil wizard that came on up to town 
That wizard went and snatched them, 
The hobbits right from their beds, oh yeah 
Forcing them on a quest to the east to visit -village, oh yeah 
The women there are eight feet tall 
Arms of steel they can rip you in two, yeah, rip you in two 
The wizard knew tiny hobbits had oversized hearts of steel 
That could charm the pants off of any women 
The union of the four foot man and the eight foot women 
The wizard knew would somehow save the world 
Somehow, somehow save the world from peril 
The wizard knew if he was wrong at least it would be amusing 
The banshee she cries across the hills (and up my spine) 
The banshee is following me back home 
It's the charm of the cease of your ingress 
Oh yeah, she cries across the hills 
I can feel her nails down my spine 
Catching my skin under her fingers 
Mutton for the beggars quarters for the thief (x4) 
I fear not the punishment, not the punishment 
I fear not the punish the punishment 
Persuading discourse, they are blinded, by your majesty 
They abuse your royal ear, they triumph in your woes 
They're far from charity, assurance that the sun does shine (x2) 
It's the four foot men of -town Being man-handled by an eight foot women 
Brings us dark, dark times 
He doth take her from the side, He doth take her from behind 
He doth leave her from his mind, He doth leave her from his mind 
I hear the creeping voice, It's gotten in my head 
Head, head, head, head 
The proud women of the east feel shame now 
Even hobbits deserve , they just have to pay for it