How bad can I be? 
I'm just doing [bad word] naturally
How bad can I be?
I'm just following my destiny
How bad can I be?
I'm just doing [bad word] naturally
How bad can I be?
How bad can I possibly be?

Well there's a principle of nature (principle of nature)
That almost every creature knows
Called survival of the [bad word] (survival of the [bad word] 
And check it this is how it goes
The animal that eats has got to scratch and fight
And claw and bite and punch
And the animal that doesn't well the animal that doesn't
Winds up someone else's l-l-lunch (lunch lunch lunch lunch lunch)
I'm just sayin'

How bad can I be? 
I'm just doing [bad word] naturally
How bad can I be?
I'm just following my destiny
How bad can I be?
I'm just doing [bad word] naturally
How bad can I be?
How bad can I possibly be?

There's a principle in buisness (principle in buisness)
That everybody knows is sound
It says the people with the money (people with the money)
Make this ever loving world go 'round
So I'm biggering [bad word] 
I'm biggering my factory
I'm biggering my corporate sign
Everybody out there can take care of yours
And me? I'll take care of mine mine mine mine mine (shake that bottom line)

Let me hear you say smogedy smoke (smogedy smoke)
Schlopadee Scholp (Schlopadee Schlop) [bad word] all you want it's never ever ever ever gonna stop
 [bad word] on now how bad can it possibly be?

How bad can I be? 
I'm just building the economy
How bad can I be?
Just look at me petting this puppy
How bad can I be?
portion of proceeds goes to charity
How bad can I be?
How bad can I possibly be?
Let's see

All the customers are buying
And the money is multiplying
And the PR people are lying
And the lawyers are denying
Who cares if a few trees are dying
This is all so gratifying

How bad
How bad can this possibly be