Time for the main attraction The story must be told Time for a chain
Reaction It never gets old. Some bots get satisfaction, breaking the mold
Some bots are just distractions Some bots are just gold.

I'm not the bad guy, I'm just a bit surprising. It's not worth losing
Sleep, It's not worth analyzing. There was a time, no so long ago at all I
Was just like you... can you hear my call? Now I'm poppin' here, over there, 
I'll be checkin' in, but you'll never be aware! In the beginning I kept a
Keen eye on the state of affairs with the new guy. Now I got a new gig (let
Me know if you dig) Aint goin' home, so I better go big. Just gotta glance
On the camera 2B. Then you get a little surprise... IT'S ME! 

You may say I'm breaking your mind... In my opinion, you're much too kind.

Time for the main attraction The story must be told Time for a chain
Reaction It never gets old. Some bots get satisfaction, breaking the mold
Some bots are just distractions Some bots are just gold.

You did a good job, watching those little screens it warms my servos and
Circuits to hear some fresh screams. But don't get me wrong, you were very
Brave! When faced with friendly singing animals, you never caved! 

I finished training, done explaining no more facts are left remaining now
You know the gist of it. Your a perfect fit! I don't want to here no [bad word]  

I'm passing down this golden opportunity, eternal scrap yard immunity. Take
It with pride, and enjoy the ride! You'll forever be part of [bad word]