when you're in the ghetto
you never get a hello
unless you post a picture
of a [bad word] made of jell-o

or a [bad word] pump, a gimp stump
a turtle on a speed bump
an anti-abortion rally with a
fetus in the trash dump

when you're in the ghetto
it's [bad word] or gtfo
you better bring my day
a little somethin make me lol

we don't give a [bad word] what you know, your ego, [bad word] or gtfo, and your band sucks [bad word] to the ghetto

the ghetto, the ghetto, space ghetto [bad word]  down like [bad word] flow) [bad word] to the ghetto, the ghetto, space ghetto
(just a little bit like james monroe) [bad word] to the ghetto, the ghetto, space ghetto
(it's a block party overload)
now you're in the ghetto, the ghetto, space ghetto
(you got a disease, well now you know)

dead people, [bad word] people
sick people, fat people
 offenders, bar tenders
bacon wrapped chicken fingers
body hair, pedo bear,
racism everywhere
incest, butt
i see what u did ther
narwhals, minerals,
shredded [bad word]  bloody balls
don't forget to post a kitten
someone turned it into mittens
turtle day, faturday
sausage sunday
minors gettin' [bad word] [bad word] cuttin' dogs up

we don't give a [bad word] if you don't want to see that [bad word] go to facebook
if you don't want to see that [bad word] photos of stupid [bad word] are not creating problems
the only reason that you see them
is the world's already got 'em

i guarantee the ghetto, it'll never really die
i mean what i say, it's not a dumb-assed lie
cause, what goes down [bad word] back up
unless it's something other than the ghetto
just cuz it's the ghetto

the ghetto, the ghetto, space ghetto [bad word]  down like [bad word] flow)
just cuz it's the ghetto, the ghetto, space ghetto
(just a little bit like james monroe)
now you're in the ghetto, the ghetto, space ghetto
(it's a block party overload) [bad word] to the ghetto, the ghetto, space ghetto
(you got a disease, well now you know)
it's the [bad word] ghetto, the ghetto, space ghetto
(don't [bad word] with the band just start the show)
the ghetto, the ghetto, space ghetto
(you can't get too crass, you can't get too low) [bad word] to the ghetto, the ghetto, space ghetto
(to you she's mom but out here she's a ho)
it's the ghetto, the ghetto, space ghetto
(can't you feel that joyful glow)
it's the [bad word]  ghetto