Christine waits on tables at Clarabelle's Cafe
Now she's waiting on a bench for Johnny
At the end of another hard day.

Hey, hey, just got paid for washing all them cars
But they aint going to the movies
And they aint going to the bar
They're gonna pick up the keg, I'm gonna pick up the ice
We gonna show you how the experts kill us a Friday night

We drive out in the country, set something on fire.
Set ice, cold beer on a tractor tire
Underachievers, no different than the rest
We're burning up the moonlight, chilling on a hot night
That's what we do best
We aint nothing special, we aint no big deal.
But if you wanna throw a party in the middle of nowhere, we're out standing in our field.

Everyone except for David was passed out in the grass
Somebody grab me a Sharpie, he's about to grow a mustache.
Sarah's already dancing, turn up the radio
Kimmy's always got some moonshine if the keg [bad word] low.
We're all pyromaniacs, this place about to blow.

We drive out in the country, set something on fire.
Set a jar of that cold liquor on a tractor tire
Underachievers, no different than the rest
We're burning up the moonlight, chilling on a hot night
That's what we do best
We aint nothing special, we aint no big deal.
But if you wanna throw a party in the middle of nowhere, we're out standing in our field.

We can take a hundred acre, big, old, empty pasture like this old farm
And turn it into the hottest weekend, nightclub spot from here to Sunset Blvd
That's just who we are

No, we aint nothing special
We aint no big deal but if you wanna throw a party in the middle of nowhere
We're out standing in our field