They lived in a convent
No entrance for the outer world
Love is not allowed
Between their legs

I don't understand it
How can they live without a man
Don't they feel a great temptation
Lonely nights
 [bad word] 
Nuns have no fun, they are always on [bad word] Nuns have no fun, they are always on [bad word] 
Words like [bad word] They don't wanna know
But deep inside their souls
Dirty jokes

Only vibrators
Can make them high
risk much too dangerous
God's waiting inside
 [bad word] 
Now we just feel obliged
To help them for a while
We can bring their problems
To an end

You can make them happy
For the rest of their lives
They only need a little lovin'
To survive