Hey I've been driving all over the town
On my cell phone wearing it out
And Ive finally tracked you down

Hey everybody says : you're the man
The final piece to my masterplan
You got my world in the palm of your hand

Well i know that you got [bad word] on and just sell it
Got the cash up in my pocket
You know I gotta get it

Hey Mr .. wont you sell me a fake ID
There's a band in the bar that im dying to see
I got my money and you got what i need
Hey mr wont you sell me a fake id

Hey dont even think about tellin me no
It's only 20 minutes till the show
Hey mister turn it over let's go

NO I aint gonna speed a receipt
Just make sure that it looks like me
So the bouncer dont call the police

And dont tell my daddy stole the keys to his caddy
Dont dilly dally I gotta get hte [bad word] out of this alley

Hey Mr .. wont you sell me a fake ID
There's a band in the bar that im dying to see
I got my money and you got what i need
Hey mr wont you sell me a fake id

Bridge
Here's my money now get out of my way
Gonna push my luck right up to the stage
Huh!

guitar solo

Hey Mr .. wont you sell me a fake ID
There's a band in the bar that im dying to see
I got my money and you got what i need
Hey mr, hey mr

Hey Mr .. wont you sell me a fake ID
There's a band in the bar that im dying to see
I got my money and you got what i need
Hey mr wont you sell me a fake id
(repeat)

Hey mister hey mister