I The Mimic Man
 [bad word] From Down Your Way
 And I Can Do (Who Can You Do)

 Lets Do Tommy Cooper
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 I The Mimic Man
 [bad word] From Down Your Way
 And I Can Do (Who Can You Do)

 It's Frank Spencer
 Oh Betty Oh Thats Nice Oh Thats Nice Oh Thats Nice
 Oh Betty Oh Thats Nice Betty Oh Thats Nice

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 I The Mimic Man
 [bad word] From Down Your Way
 And I Can Do (Who Can You Do)

 Try Michael Barriemore
 Oh-wight Oh-wight Oh-wight Oh-wight Oh-wight Oh-wight
 Oh-wight Oh-wight Oh-wight Oh-wight Oh-wight the back

 Oh Betty Oh Thats Nice Oh Thats Nice Oh Thats Nice
 Oh Betty Oh Thats Nice Betty Oh Thats Nice
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 I The Mimic Man
 [bad word] From Down Your Way
 And I Can Do (Who Can You Do)

 Heres Victor Meldrew
 Oh MY God I Dont Believe It, Oh My God I Dont Believe It
 Oh My God I Dont Believe It Michaels On The Phone

 Oh-wight Oh-wight Oh-wight Oh-wight Oh-wight Oh-wight
 Oh-wight Oh-wight Oh-wight Oh-wight Oh-wight the back
 Oh Betty Oh Thats Nice Oh Thats Nice Oh Thats Nice
 Oh Betty Oh Thats Nice Betty Oh Thats Nice
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 I The Mimic Man
 [bad word] From Down Your Way
 And I Can Do (Who Can You Do)

 [bad word] the Gladiators
 Another one Bites The Dust
 Another one Bites The Dust

 Oh MY God I Dont Believe It, Oh My God I Dont Believe It
 Oh My God I Dont Believe It Michaels On The Phone
 Oh-wight Oh-wight Oh-wight Oh-wight Oh-wight Oh-wight
 Oh-wight Oh-wight Oh-wight Oh-wight Oh-wight the back
 Oh Betty Oh Thats Nice Oh Thats Nice Oh Thats Nice
 Oh Betty Oh Thats Nice Betty Oh Thats Nice
 Just Like, Just Like, Just Like that Not Like That Just Like That
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 I The Mimic Man
 [bad word] From Down Your Way
 And I Can Do (Who Can You Do)

 Its Eric Cantona
 Oh Ah Cantona Oh Ah Cantona Yeah!
 Oh Ah Cantona Oh Ah Cantona Yeah

 Another one Bites The Dust
 Another one Bites The Dust
 Oh MY God I Dont Believe It, Oh My God I Dont Believe It
 Oh My God I Dont Believe It Michaels On The Phone
 Oh-wight Oh-wight Oh-wight Oh-wight Oh-wight Oh-wight
 Oh-wight Oh-wight Oh-wight Oh-wight Oh-wight the back
 Oh Betty Oh Thats Nice Oh Thats Nice Oh Thats Nice
 Oh Betty Oh Thats Nice Betty Oh Thats Nice
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 I The Mimic Man
 [bad word] From Down Your Way
 And I Can Do (Who Can You Do)

 Please [bad word] [bad word] Foresythe
 Nice to See Ye To See Ye Nice Nice To See Ye To See Ye Nice
 Nice To See Ye To See Ye Nice What Do Points Make Prizes

 Oh Ah Cantona Oh Ah Cantona Yeah!
 Oh Ah Cantona Oh Ah Cantona Yeah
 Another one Bites The Dust
 Another one Bites The Dust
 Oh MY God I Dont Believe It, Oh My God I Dont Believe It
 Oh My God I Dont Believe It Michaels On The Phone
 Oh-wight Oh-wight Oh-wight Oh-wight Oh-wight Oh-wight
 Oh-wight Oh-wight Oh-wight Oh-wight Oh-wight the back
 Oh Betty Oh Thats Nice Oh Thats Nice Oh Thats Nice
 Oh Betty Oh Thats Nice Betty Oh Thats Nice oh I Gotta Bit Of Trouble
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 I The Mimic Man...Oh Yeah!