"You Nearly Lose Your Mind"
(originally by Ernest Tubb)

Now if you love your momma
And try to treat her right
But she keeps on fussing at you
Everyday and night
 [bad word] ]
'Cause she's gonna trifle on ya'
They do it every time
And when your baby starts a stepping
Lord you nearly lose you mind

Now if your momma's mean
Take a tip from me
Lock her up at home lord
But hang on to that key
 [bad word] 

But if you momma's good
I'll tell you what to do
Give her lots of loving
But watch her closely too
 [bad word] 

When [bad word] to your momma
An' find your clothes ain't clean
You can bet your slipping
If you know just what I mean
 [bad word] 

Now you may have a momma
That says that she is [bad word] But wait till you are down and out
And really need her too
 [bad word] 

Now I've been a lot of places
There's nothing I ain't done
But when [bad word] to women
I don't [bad word] a one
 [bad word]