[Adore Delano:]
 I’m walking in like Blondie
 human ball of laundry
 No shower, just my perfume
 My tights are grey, no costume
 Don’t need to [bad word] my hair out
 Birds need a nest to hang out
 Heels are a step from breaking
 I’m so amazing
 One leather glove, one satin
 But I’m still good at snatching
 Thrifting I found my glory
 Cause I like wearing stories
 Had you from the beginning
 I’m playing dumb and winning
 My nails are broken busted
 But I’m still [bad word] dusted

[Spoken:]
 I’m polish remover
 I’m ratchet couture
 I’m a [bad word] mermaid
 I don’t need to try
 I don’t even care who gives a [bad word] 
 Cause I look [bad word] cool

 Cause I look [bad word] cool

[Alaska:]
 I’m standing 7’ 7” with my hair up to Heaven
 Dirt poor but spirit wealthy
 Dead battery from selfies
 Skin on my knees is bleeding
 Time for a psychic reading
 Give Dionne Warwick a call cause [bad word] before the fall
 My hair’s never seen a [bad word] 
 Smells like jungle juice [bad word] 
 We got your [bad word] popping
 And there’s no sign of stopping
 Eat up these kibbles and bits
 Take us to 10 billion hits
 natural disaster
 We’re Team Adore Delaska

[Spoken:]
 All right, so I’ve never heard of a hair [bad word] 
 So I'm like a coloring book, even a child could read me
 Well, you know what, [bad word] 
 I look [bad word] cool

 I look [bad word] cool

[Adore Delano:]
 Cause I look [bad word] cool [x2]

[Spoken:]
 Oh my God, Alaska, can you believe this [bad word] 

[Alaska - Spoken:]
 I know, right, Adore Delano?
 Our song is so good
 I love it

[Adore and Alaska:]
 Cause we look [bad word] cool [x7]