One, two!

Well, madman [bad word] bummers and Indians in the summer with a teenage diplomat
In the dumps with the mumps as the adolescent pumps his way into his hat
With a boulder on my shoulder, feelin' kinda older I tripped the merry-go-round
With this very unpleasing sneezing and wheezing the calliope crashed to the ground
Some all-hot half-shot was headin' for the hot spot snappin' his fingers clappin' his hands
And some fleshpot mascot was tied into a lover's knot with a whatnot in her hand
Now young Scott with a slingshot finally found a tender spot and throws his lover in the sand
And some bloodshot forget-me-not whispers, "Daddy's within earshot, save the buckshot, turn up the band"

We were blinded (blinded) blinded (blinded) blinded baby by the light
We were blinded (blinded) blinded (blinded) blinded baby by the light
Yeah!

Some silicone sister with her manager's mister told me I got what it takes
Said, "I'll turn you on sonny, to something strong if you play that song with the funky break"
Go-cart Mozart checkin' out the weather chart to see if it was safe to go outside
Little Early-Pearly came by in her curly-wurly, asked me if I needed a ride
Some hazard from Harvard was skunked on beer playin' backyard bombardier
And Scotland Yard was trying hard, sent some dude with a calling card, said, "Do what you like, don't do it here"
Some kidnapped handicap [bad word]  that he caught the clap from some mousetrap he bought last night
I unsnapped his skull cap, between his ears I saw a gap, figured he'd be all right
We were blinded (blinded) blinded (blinded) blinded baby by the light
We were blinded (blinded) blinded (blinded) blinded baby by the light 
We were blinded (blinded) blinded (blinded) blinded baby by the light
We were blinded (blinded) blinded (blinded) blinded baby by the light
Mama always told me not to look into the sights of the sun 
Oh but mama
That's where the fun is

One, two, one, two, three!

Whoa!
(Blinded, blinded, blinded baby by the light
 Blinded, blinded, blinded baby by the light)