I'm sounding shrill against my will, and cannot stop this singing,
And in my ears I swear I hear a quite distinctive ringing,
This silly game is very lame and someone's going to pay,
An unknown force, but where's the source that has us in its sway?
Who is doing this to us? And on this we must concur...
They're dastardly, despicable, disturbingly inexplicable, and imminently kick-able
That dirty, rotten rat is...
THE MUSIC MEISTER!

Put down your arms, my friends,
Your arrows, guns, and swords,
Your resistance to my charm now ends,
When I belt these power chords!

Good guys or bad guys, it doesn't really matter,
You are all just slaves to my hypnotic patter,
As I regale you with my story,
You'll know you have no choice but to do my evil bidding,
When you hear this booming voice,

So, I'm the Music Meister, (He's the Music Meister)
And everyone just fawns, (He's the Music Meister, and we are all his pawns)
And so for me it's destiny, to be the maestro of villainy,
Yes, I'm the Music Meister, and I'm here to settle the score,

Bullies used to pick on me because I sang in choir,
But something very strange occurred when I kept singing higher, [bad word] around me quickly fell into a trance,
And it was then, with wicked glee, I made those puppets dance,

I'm the Music Meister, (He's the Music Meister)
And everyone just fawns, (He's the Music Meister, and we are all his pawns)
I'm the Music Meister, crime became my path,
He's the Music Meister, and we must beware his wrath,

You better tow the line, you see, 
Because your wills belong to me,
And now my friends you have the chance...
To show Batman how well you dance!

And now that Batman's been delayed, your usefulness has passed,
distraction is what I need, so kick into that blast, 

Oh

I'm the Music Meister, I cannot help but boast, (He's the Music Meister, under his spell we're toast)
I'm the Music Meister, I won the day, now I must fly,
I'm the Music Meister, and I'm here to settle the score!