Lyrics to Star Wars Gangsta Rap :
Vader and Sidius:

It's not the east or the west side.
No its not
It's not the north or the south side.
No its not
It's the Dark side.
You are correct.
Keep frontin' of the Empire, So all you vader haters out there, go blow your planet up!
What is thy bidding my master?
It's a disaster Skywalker we're after.
What if he could be turned to the dark side...
Yes, he’d be a powerful ally, another dark jedi.
He will join us or die.

We got deathstar (DeathStar)
We got deathstar (DeathStar)
We got deathstar (DeathStar)
We got deathstar (DeathStar)
We got deathstar (Deathstar)
We got deathstar (Deathstar)
We got deathstar (Deathstar)
We got deathstar (Deathstar)
And you know that we got it (Deathstar)
And you know that we got it (Deathstar)

Fades...

Uncle Owen:

Luke, getcho [bad word] over here right now,
Stop monkeying 'round that landspeeder,
Where them two droids I asked you to clean boy?,
Did you clean your room?

Luke:

Uncle Owen, I know I'm on probation 
I cleaned the droids 
Can I go to tashi station 
I got a lay away on a power converter 
But now you're treating me like a [bad word] nerf herder 
Obi Wan (Ben):
Luke use the force [bad word] 
Run to [bad word] to dagobah
Luke use the force [bad word] Run to [bad word] to dagobah 

Yoda:

I'm Yoda, I'm a soldier 
I'll mold ya and fold ya 
I though I told ya 
Don't be unwise 
Judge me not by my size 
You won't believe your eyes 
Once the X wing rise 

Luke:

Yoda why you bein' a playa hata 
You know that I must still confront Lord Vader 

Yoda:

But Luke, 
Not ready are you 

Luke:

But there's a city in the clouds where they're keeping my crew 
Jedi's got to do what a Jedi's got to do 
So now Vader, [bad word] for you 

Vader:

Impressive now release your anger 
You must have sensed what your friends are in danger 

Luke:

OWW! Why'd you slice off my hand 

Vader:

Its imperative you understand 
Obi Wan would never bother
Telling you about your father 

Luke:

He told me enough - he told me you killed him 

Vader:

Then there's something I must reveal him 

I'm your father
I'm your father 
I'm your father 
I'm your father 
I'm your father
I'm your father 
I'm your father 
I'm your father 

Uncle Owen:

Knock em out the box Luke 
Knock em out
Knock em out the box Luke 
Knock em out
Knock em out the box Luke 
Knock em out
Knock em out the box Luke 
Knock em out
Knock em out the box Luke