[bad word] from California
Where you say no one grows old
Y'all drive to fast.
But you say it so slow.
With that southern style, baby
It drives me crazy.
And I have to laugh.
 [bad word] ]
I have never been to Memphis
But if you're there
I will pack my bags, and go.

Oh even though it never rains here,
And the suns always shining.
I have never met a girl like you
And I'm tired of trying.
I have never been to Memphis.

You're all crazy about Jesus
back where you're from.
You get baptized in rivers
Where the deep [bad word] 
& That's alright by me,
I love that you believe in
Something you can't touch,
Something you can't see.

I have never been to Memphis
But if you're there
I will pack my bags, and go.

Oh even though, I’m not afraid to fly
But I am afraid to fall.
I've been painting it by numbers
You've been splashing it on the wall
And I can see the [bad word] Lets me know just where to go after all yeah after all
I've gotta get there baby
Oh yeah, you know I've gotta get myself there

I have never been to Memphis
but if you're there.

I'm on my way [x5]

Gotta get myself to maybe

I have never been to Memphis
But if you're there [x2]

You’re all crazy bout Jesus
Back where you’re from,
Get baptized in rivers
Where the deep [bad word]