I been drinkin' and smokin' cigarettes.
I been lookin' for a woman I have not met.
I have not found her yet.
Til' I do it's a sure fire bet.
I'll be drinkin' and smokin cigarettes!

I been winkin' at a woman by the name of Annette.
Shes as easy, as easy as women get.
But we don't have no regret.
She's a gal that can do so let...
Me keep drinkin' and smoking cigarettes!
 [bad word] 
Lucky strike filters every night n' day.
shot of Jack Black an' I'm ready to play.
I know it ain't healthy but it's quite alright.
Til' I find a woman better than Lucky Strikes.

Yeah I been thinkin' that I got no reason to fret.
And I'm certain that my life ain't over yet.
I'll slow down someday you bet.
With my pole an' fishin' net.
I'll quit drinkin' and smokin' cigarettes.
 [bad word] 

I been drinkin' and smokin' cigarettes.
I been lookin' for a woman I have not met.
I have not found her yet.
Til' I do it's a sure fire bet.
I'll be drinkin' and smokin cigarettes!
 [bad word]