Fantomuhaivu-ke no shiyounin wa
bocchan ga nozomu koto o dekinakya ikenai n desu
Fantomuhaivu-ke no shiyounin wa
donna konnan na koto mo dekite atarimae

dakedo kyou mo niwa mo kigi zenbu [bad word] mata [bad word] do do do do dou shiyou

sonna doji na boku mo
ichiryuu no niwashi ni [bad word]  [bad word] 
Sebasuchan-san ni ironna koto osowarou
dakara kyou no misu o wasurenaide
kondo wa zettai yaranai
nanoni [bad word] ni wa mata doji o shisou
sore wa mazui n desu!

Fantomuhaivu-ke no [bad word] san wa
kurokoge-ryouri no meijin are wa taberarenai
Fantomuhaivu-ke no Meirin-san wa
kyuukyoku dojikko no meganekko

dakedo dame-guai wa boku mo makete'nai
jiman ni naranai so so so so sore de mo ne

boku wa [bad word] koto o
hitotsu zutsu teinei ni [bad word] ano shiroi terasu ni midori no tsuta kazarou
itsuka suteki na niwa yuuga na toki
bocchan ni [bad word] pikapika no niwa o [bad word] you na
niwashi ni [bad word] n desu!

dakedo kyou mo niwa no bara zenbu [bad word] tsuitsui ukarito da da da da daijiken!

itsuka boku mo sensai ni
teire o [bad word] midori [bad word] komichi ni
komorebi ga [bad word] sonna niwa tsukurou
itsumo hikari no kaze minna no koe
egao no hibi hakobu yo
kyou mo [bad word] mo zuutto mirai made
kono mama itsu made mo
minna to itsu made mo
itsu made mo