Captain.
My gallant crew, good morning!
 [bad word]  (saluting)
Sir, good morning!

Captain.
I hope you're all quite well.
 [bad word]  (as before)
Quite well; and you, sir?

Captain.
I am in reasonable health, and happy
To meet you all once more.
 [bad word]  (as before)
You do us proud, sir!

Captain.
I am the Captain of the Pinafore!
 [bad word] 
And a right good captain, too!

Captain.
You're very, very good,
And be it understood, [bad word] a right good crew.
 [bad word] 
We're very, very good,
And be it understood, [bad word] a right good crew.

Captain.
Though related to a peer,
I can hand, reef, and steer,
And ship a selvagee;
I am never known to quail
At the fury of a gale,
And I'm never, never sick at sea!
 [bad word] 
What, never?

Captain.
No, never!
 [bad word] 
What, never?

Captain.
Hardly ever!
 [bad word] 
He's hardly ever sick at sea!
Then give three cheers, and one cheer more,
For the hardy Captain of the Pinafore!
Then give three cheers, and one cheer more,
For the Captain of the Pinafore!

Captain.
I do my best to satisfy you all —
 [bad word] 
And with you we're quite content.

Captain.
You're exceedingly polite,
And I think it only right
To return [bad word] 
 [bad word] 
We're exceedingly polite,
And he thinks it's only right
To return [bad word] 

Captain.
Bad language or abuse,
I never, never use,
Whatever the emergency;
Though "bother it" I may
Occasionally say,
I never use a big, big —
 [bad word] 
What, never?

Captain.
No, never!
 [bad word] 
What, never?

Captain.
Hardly ever!
 [bad word] 
Hardly ever swears a big, big —
Then give three cheers, and one cheer more,
For the well-bred Captain of the Pinafore!
Then give three cheers, and one cheer more,
For the Captain of the Pinafore!

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