Sometimes I am a burden on my friends, I know,
And I ask too much of you.
I'm hard enough to be around, when I'm in one of my moods,
But John you have to understand, you know,
There are things I just won't do,
And that's where [bad word] in, that's why I need you.
 [bad word] 

John right now all I need is you,
John right now all I need is you,
To pass me my phone.

I need to send a text to that serial killer but, it's not worth, worth my energy,
The number's on the desk right over there, tell me if he says anything,
I know it's not what you expected in a flatmate or expected in a new friend,
These things I need are the price of your new life, can [bad word] 
 [bad word] 

John right now all I need is you,
John right now all I need is you,
To send that text.

John I know that you must need things from me,
Don't be afraid, no, just ask and you'll see
That I'll be there for you if you ever feel down,
I promise I'll always, always be around.

So whenever I'm on your nerves, so mad you can't see straight,
Remember, John, it's not my fault: I do it all for the case.
I'm glad that you are my flatmate though, yes I am not ashamed,
To admit that I need you John.
 [bad word] 

John right now all I need is you,
John right now all I need is you,
To be my blogger.