Verse 1

Walked in the Yaoi Room, and saw something obscene…
300 hot young girls were staring at the screen.
Naked animated men, engaging in foreplay…
The girls assumed that kind of scene applied to Q & J,
 [bad word] 1

But we’re not [bad word] 
But we’re not [bad word] 

Verse 2

We know that lots of you would be in fan girl bliss…
If you would get to see Wolfwood and Reno kiss.
But that won’t fly with us, no matter what you say…
Our private parts remain very far away,
 [bad word] 2

‘Cause we’re not [bad word] 
‘Cause we’re not [bad word] 

Bridge
No we’re not saying there’s anything wrong with that!
Just for that other team, we simply do not bat!

Verse 3

During cosplay we’ve seen you playing with yourselves.

Dressed up like ninjas, pirate whores and magic elves.

You text , you glomp, you squee, you love your anime!

Girls are boys and boys are girls, and baby that’s okay.
 [bad word] 3

But we’re not [bad word] 

No we’re not [bad word] !

We don’t kiss boys, no male  toys.
You know who’s boss, like Wolfwood’s Cross.

We don’t dig dudes, we think [bad word] 
We will not lick, on Reno’s stick.

No we’re not [bad word] 

Not [bad word]  not [bad word]  not [bad word]  not [bad word]  not [bad word]  not [bad word] 

We like Broadway, Aiken for Clay,
We macramé, We bake soufflé.

(PAUSE)

That’s kinda [bad word] 

But that’s okay!

Let’s all be [bad word] 

The Old Fashioned Way!

Izzy!

Iz he not?!

Fabulous!

Nathan Lane! Kevin Spacey! John Travolta! Tom [bad word] on a couch! Don’t forget the girls: Ellen!

And as they say…

We'll have a [bad word] old time!!