The morning after our first trip to Green Bay
We headed off to the station of Greyhound
not thinking much what was ahead
Ahead of us the stinky people and the smell
The smell on this bus

 [bad word] the Greyhound bus, [bad word] you!

32 ounce of High Life and six sleeping pills
Were not enough to make me crash
So im still awake Jeremiah's gonna get some [bad word] 
From the girl next to him all of this to play one show with Goldfinger
What the [bad word] is wrong with us?

 [bad word] the Greyhound bus, [bad word] you!

There's this girl next to Nick and she has
More hair underneath her arm pits than the four of [bad word] 
The driver warned his friend with colored hair and tattoos
He'd kick us off if we acted up well I wish he would of
cause weve been sleeping on the floor for the past 2 nights
We're all out of beer
And all of this [bad word] for a $99 fair

So [bad word] the Greyhound bus, [bad word] you!
it all!