I'm like Kenny Rogers in "Six Pack" girls won't give my [bad word] back
All this  affects my syntax the pistol I pack's impact
Make's you gasp infact so sit back, relax
While I grind this axe on your Brazilian wax
Without finishing fast and bask in the slash underneath your cinnamon [bad word] 
About ten minutes it lasts I pull it out and pass gas
Name is MC Chris kinda cute, kinda crass
Ladies love me sending pic's Where they're scantilly clad
Send some back then invite them [bad word] crash at my pad
They're like OMG 1 what up? That'd be so rad!
We make the beast with two backs until we both get whiplash

Get with the program strip to the slow jam
Slip on a Trojan kissin' the toes and
Move to the knees go back, repeat
The job ain't done till [bad word] the sheets
My name is MC and your name is a creep
Because you creep into my bed about every week
Tractor beam on my bed got you actin' le freak
Tractor beam on my bed got you actin' le freak

I should be flirtin' with virgins instead of jerkin' my gerkin
I should be working the circuit assertive for certain
With little aversion they all open they curtains
Mini me starts emergin' to be rid of his burden
Did I fail to mention all the ladies say word
Got a panty collection like a Japanese perv
They're prepared to purr and to serve up they curves
I skip the main course I prefer the whorederves
I like thongs, like grannies, like any old panties
Hanging on the lampshades As I tap on her back space
I like bows, like lace like suckin' her face
I like [bad word] #39; her waist I make a bucket of paste
When her eyes roll back it means her memory's erase
Slow-mo, tip-toe My [bad word] out of her place
I [bad word] to the clinic a q-tip in my di [bad word] 
I wait two very long weeks to know if these nuts need a medic
So c'mon

Get with the program strip to the slow jam
Slip on a Trojan kissin' the toes and
Move to the knees go back, repeat
The job ain't done till [bad word] the sheets
My name is MC and your name is a creep
Because you creep into my bed about every week
Tractor beam on my bed got you actin' le freak
Tractor beam on my bed got you actin' le freak

actin' le freak
actin' le freak
Get with the program strip to the slow jam
Slip on a Trojan kissin' the toes and
Move to the knees go back, repeat
The job ain't done till [bad word] the sheets
My name is MC and your name is a creep
Because you creep into my bed about every week
Tractor beam on my bed got you actin' le freak
Tractor beam