[Hello boys and girls, here we are in Romper Room school again
and Mr. Doobie is here!]

It's the officials adventures of..

[Verse One]
I caught Spider Man jerkin off in a booth
to a Wonder [bad word]  then that Bionic [bad word] [bad word] the Hulk a.k.a. [bad word] Banner
Did I see Santa? No, it's the Green Lantern
Little Bo Peep cold [bad word] her sheep
Keep eatin that [bad word]  [bad word] Mother Goose-y
Best [bad word] a [bad word] Bullwinkle's kinda moose-y
Triple X hardcore; [bad word] [bad word] a floozy
Miss Piggy, got 'em thinkin sticky
Mickey Mouse pulled her blouse smoked a blunt [bad word] a hickie
Dorothy, Tin Man, the Lion and the Scarecrow
Messin with that [bad word] hairy just like the werewolf

It's the officials adventures of.. (super hoe)
(super hoe) (super hoe) (super hoe) (super hoe)
(super hoe) (super hoe) (super hoe) (super hoe)

And meanwhile..

[Verse Two]
Cyclops, Wolverine and the Nightcrawler
went to a bar, and yo, they had dollars
Rolled an Impala, hittin all switches
While Richie Rich riches, pulls all the [bad word] I turned on the headset, like Judy Jetson [bad word] Barbie, look who she lets in
Hansel, Gretel; Gretel, [bad word] the kettle
Jack and Jill went up the hill to have a little fun
(It's a small world) Ready for some call girl
Wrapped around her neck a link, that was all pearls
Nice as Medusa, dancin on tables
Joker's got a lap dance from Charlie's Angels

It's the officials adventures of.. (super hoe)
(super hoe) (super hoe) (super hoe) (super hoe)
(super hoe) (super hoe) (super hoe)
"The Batmobile, let's go!"

[Interlude]
It's night, in a secret hideaway somewhere in Gotham City
as a woman in a feline costume strokes a Siamese cat
and speaks to several well-dressed men

[Verse Three]
Twinkle, twinkle, porno star
Superhoe, tell me who you are
Catwoman in a red tight see-through
Dancin on a pole, with a do-see-do
Mosie on out, now where goes the ho they call
Cinderella, makin men jealous
Like [bad word] Tracy, Tweety, Sylvester
(Sufferin succotash!)
Cause Snow White's gonna be [bad word] all night
Strobelight dancin in front of the mirror
He-Man's [bad word] with Smurfette and She-Ra
The freaky, freaky-deaky, Wilma Flintstone
Betty too - is she ready for the nympho?

It's the officials adventures of..
"I'll only do it for lots of cash!"
(super hoe) (super hoe) (super hoe) (super hoe)
(super hoe) (super hoe) (super hoe) (super hoe)
(super hoe) (super hoe) (super hoe) (super hoe)
(super hoe) (super hoe) (super hoe) (super hoe)